I’m texting you from the New-Elements-Hotel — it’s like a playground for grownups here.
Check out this dumbwaiter, designed to carry light paraphernalia – sheets, dinnerware, small bags. I knocked on it, just curious about what it’s made of. Once, twice… the third time, I tossed a gym weight in. BOING! It bounced right back at me, and then, a voice from the speaker: “I am an anti-vandal lift.” Can you imagine? I lost an argument to a dumbwaiter.